hiddlybatch:

[x]

fincher-s:

 #if kristen and charlize were boys all of tumblr would be all over this

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emilianadarling:

Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)

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angryfeministlesbian:

These are my cupcakes for the Jubilee - chocolate fudge with chocolate buttercream frosting and a patriotic chocolate lollipop stuck inside, then covered with edible gold glitter, and the centerpiece that I’m most proud of. Vanilla sponge with Chantilly cream, topped with Amaretto soaked strawberries and edible diamond glitter.

Fuck yes I am awesome.

Did I mention I love this girl? :D <3

Dear Tumblr,

I feel the need to inform you my face smells of chocolate.

I SERIOUSLY want to nom my own face.

• Me on the internet: HI HELLO YES LET'S BE FRIENDS. SO MUCH CAPSLOCK
• Me in real life: cannot look you in the eye wow my shoes are fascinating

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Listening to my girlfriends sleep

Even though I feel terrible, my body aches, my throat is semi-closed up and I’m exhausted…

This is the happiest I’ve been in a LONG time. 

flying-nyan-cat:

Nyan Cat Crochet Pattern

tastefullyoffensive:

[mocktopus]

psychoholic:

buster, you’re 8 years old. stop having an existential crisis.

D: I miss this cartoon. 

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