egberts:

wickedwonderlandd:

nsomniacsdream:

nsomniacsdream:

nsomniacsdream:

the-real-skeletor:

I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

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catchymemes:

deadpan-c:

dyst-blogs:

fun fact: in the twilight movies instead of burning up in sunlight the vampires actually jsut sparkle. to learn more look up twilight sparkle on google

alchenart:

borzoi of hades

[ID: Illustration of a black borzoi cerberus within a golden decorative frame. The background within the frame is red, and gold cloud-like streamers cross over the cerberus’ body.]

taylorswifts13:

Lord save me, my drug is my baby

xoxothickbitch:

Soft tummy saturday 🤍

(Please don’t delete my caption or add creepy reblogs)

calware:

when you think about it, dreaming is kind of like homestuck. confusing. complicated. can’t remember what happened afterward. scientists don’t really understand it. dirk is there sometimes

kelzebub:

loth-catgirl:

chongoblog:

thestoryofaslut:

k0weaponmaster:

Bro wake up 116 new genders just dropped

My gender

ah, yes

never gets old.

ofwordsandwaltzes:

bisexualbaker:

hunter-rodrigez:

Accessibility tip:

If you want to automate your home a bit, but you don’t want any “smart” tech, you can just buy remote controlled power sockets instead

• They are a lot cheaper and easier to set up and use than some home automation smart tech nonsense
• They don’t need an app (but some models come with optional apps and there are apps that are compatible with most of these)
• Many of them use the 433mhz frequency to communicate, which makes most models compatible with each other, even if they are from different manufacturers
• The tech has been around for a long time and will be around for a long time to come
• You don’t have to put any fucking corporate listening devices like an amazon echo in your home
• Models for outdoors exist as well

[Image: Five electrical outlet enhancers accompanied by two remotes; each of the remotes has ten buttons: Two for each outlet (one on, one off).]

Cannot express enough my love for these. My entire apartment is on five circuits, controlled by two duplicate remotes. I can turn off the living room lights from my bed, if I forget, without getting up. And no apps needing so nothing to hack or spy on you.

stillincloset:

I want to make out so bad. With her on my lap, both hand on my face. While my hand touches all over her body, groping on whatever I can. Stop for some air only for me to continue kissing her jaw, ear, and neck. Finally, go back for her mouth cause I can’t get enough of it.

catboyriker:

void-of-erebos:

smallnico:

parrishsrubberplant:

The last three digits of your current follower count is the Dewey Decimal Classification subject on which you must immediately give a 15-minute presentation.

How would you do?

List of Dewey Decimal classes - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Literatures of Italian, Dalmatian, Romanian, Rhaetian, Sardinian, Corsican languages

I would perish instantly

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treacherous:

You and I walk a fragile line — I had known it all this time, but I never thought I’d live to see it break

ghost–bot:

madamebomb:

meleedamage:

anais-ninja-bitch:

meleedamage:

loricameback:

meleedamage:

anais-ninja-bitch:

meleedamage:

meleedamage:

CRYING OVER DICK.

how are there so many of these?

Now that I’ve got some dick, I’m off to bed. Nighty night

okay, so the question less “how is there so much dick in vintage comics” and more “how does melee have scans of all that dick?”

I collect dick pics. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’m sorry for putting so much Dick on your dash today.

@neoboots1

girlballs:

shoutout to hedonism. get naked and eat cheese